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Maddad Live at The Nye Ranch 2005

2008-12-10T17:53:00.001-08:00

Maddad Live at The Nye Ranch 2005

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Jeff Phillips wants to save the planet. I’m down.

2008-12-07T19:48:00.001-08:00

Jeff Phillips wants to save the planet. I’m down.

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Secret Mixtape That You Can’t Have

2008-12-03T05:52:00.001-08:00

Secret Mixtape That You Can’t Have

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The Terrible Toilet Mummy

2008-11-17T03:34:00.001-08:00

The Terrible Toilet Mummy
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Metawitch . Nov 08 . Obscure 70’s Mixtape

2008-11-12T22:44:00.001-08:00

Metawitch . Nov 08 . Obscure 70’s Mixtape

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Mamiffer: Hirror Enniffer . My Thoughts

2008-11-11T13:57:00.001-08:00

Mamiffer: Hirror Enniffer . My Thoughts

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CamerinKelly.com

2008-11-05T09:29:00.001-08:00

Metawitch has moved to Camerinkelly.com

Please come!

Camerinkelly.com is “DOWN TO POUND”

2008-10-31T12:05:00.001-07:00

Camerinkelly.com is “DOWN TO POUND”

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LANTERN BLACK LODGE . Artwork

2008-10-31T12:04:00.001-07:00

LANTERN BLACK LODGE . Artwork

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The First Rain Of Fall

2008-10-31T08:25:00.001-07:00

The First Rain Of Fall

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The Book

2008-10-27T17:55:00.000-07:00

Please someone get me this, please for the love of Enochian angels. That might be the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

Lantern Black Lodge . His Dark Material Possesions

2008-10-27T17:19:00.001-07:00

That's all I have. Send me some pedals. Everything is broken or lost.

Eben Stewart

2008-10-27T17:13:00.000-07:00

Come back to Los Angeles and let's play some more shows!

TRADEMARK RECORDINGS is in need of a part time intern.

2008-10-27T17:11:00.000-07:00

We need someone smart, knows some computer shit, and likes to learn from the big boys. Email camerinkelly@gmail.com and send me a resume and a picture. We don't want any clowns.

ABBA . SOS

2008-10-27T16:49:00.000-07:00

Is one of my favorite songs of all time as of today. It makes me happier than everyone.

Definition Of The Month: POUND TOWN

2008-10-27T08:15:00.000-07:00

Pound Town

n. A fictional destination that is visited every time rough sex is had.
1. "What'd you and ________(unimportant girl's name)do last night?"
"Oh, we went to dinner and took a trip through Pound Town."

2. "Man I would love to take that girl to Pound Town"

Trademark Recordings Future Now!

2008-10-26T13:07:00.000-07:00

Trademark Recordings is a few people releasing archival and current shit that you should know about. Trademark is Tom Mahoney. Trademark is Camerin Kelly. Trademark is everything. Within the next few months we will be releasing some of the best albums you will ever hear from gutter ass basement Daniel Johnston insanity to the heaviest of riff hard bands that could nuke Jesu in a second.

Things are changing fast. Things will never be the same, and you will definitely be the first to know about. Everything will be cataloged, and we will all be a part of history.

Wishlist:
LA FIN DU MONDE
MOAB
SUBTILE
LABWASTE
BLEEGO
LESBIAN

This is what we really want. A X-Mas special, James not seizing, and LA FIN amd LESBIAN split album for the masses.

Dr. Z . Three Parts To My Soul

2008-10-24T18:53:00.000-07:00

I got this album the other day and I haven't stopped listening to it. Dr. Z is completely unknown to me, never heard an utterance of their name, which is really hard to believe considering my mind is blown away harder than Alan Watts on DMT. It's like a super prog metal version of Jethro Tull. I have to say it's one of the best albums I have ever heard. Dark, heavy, insanity. Link is below.

http://chrisgoesrocks.blogspot.com/2008/10/drz-three-parts-to-my-soul-uk.html

Not Strange Enough

2008-10-24T13:15:00.000-07:00

The other day was spent at night sitting in a living room close to my home with 3 men, 2 which I consider friends. It was late and we had been drinking and I was very tired and hadn't eaten a meal in a whole day and I was very delirious from my hunger thank the heavens that my friend #1 was making pasta for everyone. He's a good friend. These people are not the kind of people you hang out with late at night and not expect to get into a deep conversation. Their house resonates with the aroma of garlic, herbs, existentialism, theosophy, music and at the current moment existentialism mixed with suicide. I was glad when the suicide conversation ended with my friend #2 saying "I just wish I could meet a girl who is strange enough." That made me smile, for I knew it to be absolutely true, the only true thing said over the last hour, day, and maybe month. What is a strange woman made of I know not, for they are never strange enough in the shadows of a moonlit house with 4 men eating pasta in the middle of the night wondering where the strange women dwell as if they were exotic creatures roaming wildly through the fabric of time, and our nets aren't big enough to catch them, nor strong. That's how I like to remember that night. Redefining a species is exciting

MEETING OF THE MINDS

2008-10-23T21:18:00.000-07:00

It's somewhere out in the Desert. Come see Moab and bring your turban.

The Weather Does us not..

2008-10-23T21:02:00.001-07:00

The weather is always the first thing I complain about in Los Angeles. It's a love hate relationship. I grew up with seasons. Seasons spark changes within us and without us. The chemistry of our brains cycles differently, sometimes leading to depression or inspiration. What is weather and why is it so hot today? I wish I could answer that. Without air conditioning I am left stranded in the salty seas of sweat, and not even Zues with a bolt of lightning could spark my mind to truly awaken from this sweltering struggle. It's alright. I'm liberal and I complain. Off to drink wine.

Ode To Joy . Meep

2008-10-22T21:43:00.000-07:00

Since life has been boring lately and I have nothing good to say about much nor anything bad to say about less. Here is something that Justin Taines loves.

Ode To Joy from Beaker on Vimeo.

Tampa Bay takes the American League.

2008-10-20T00:21:00.000-07:00

The Tampa Bay rays made history today by smoking Boston in the 7th game of the ALCS. I have payed close attention to Tampa all year long, and have been quietly supporting them. I love underdogs, and I love young teams that limit break at the right time. It was a very exciting series, and I hope they destroy the Phillies in the World Series. Go RAYS!!

Matt Garza was amazing today.

SUPRUGA TRAILER

2008-10-19T03:02:00.001-07:00

Sean Rourke Meehan, the man behind the YOMI video direct a film called SUPRUGA. Deal with it.

LABREA BUS FIGHT . ANTHONY

2008-10-16T17:19:00.000-07:00

My friend Anthony caught this fight inside the LABREA BUS yesterday. Good work brother. I wish I could catch more fights.

MOAB . THURSDAY . MOUNTAIN BAR . TRUE METAL

2008-10-15T02:33:00.001-07:00

New Moab EP . True Metal Thurs

2008-10-13T14:32:00.001-07:00

The new Moab EP will be available for $3 at True Metal this Thursday. True Metal has been moved to MOUNTAIN BAR in Chinatown. Downtown Los Angeles.

Tracklist:
1. Sea Swine
2. The Loon Part 1.

Moab will also be playing, as well as Black Math Horseman who I have heard are bad to the bone. It's gonna go off!

Moab shirts will be available soon thanks to myself and Casper Adams who will be printing them for me.

Moab is by far the best stoner rock band in Los Angeles. The EP will be LIMITED EDITION on CD released through Metawitch. Hope to see you all Thursday.

If you would like to pre-order a copy of the EP, email me at camerinkelly@gmail.com
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Eben Stewart Tonight . Hyperion Tavern

2008-10-11T16:50:00.000-07:00

Moab and Toronto

2008-10-09T11:20:00.000-07:00

I doubt if anyone who reads this is from Toronto, but this poster is cool and my friend is the person with blanket over her head and I like the way it looks. Go to the show if you are bored in Canada.

I redesigned this Echo Park Lodge poster for Moab. Not my crowning achievement, but I dig it.

Eben Stewart and Camerin Kelly . Saturday . Hyperion Tavern

2008-10-09T01:14:00.000-07:00

Come see me play if you want. Guitar and tamborine. If you don't want to come, please don't. It's free.

HYPERION TAVERN . SATURDAY OCT 11th

The Knux . Bang Bang . Explicit

2008-10-08T01:59:00.000-07:00

Well I still barely made the cut, but if you watch to the end you can see getting tossed around in slow mo over that kids body. Ha, I am a dork, like a real extra dork in this situation.

LINK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPlWs3oQpXE

Victory Ink

2008-10-07T22:34:00.000-07:00

Since I won the debate with my Father, I was awarded a typewriter from my stepmother who's name sounds like SzuSzi. I don't know how to spell it in Hungarian, but in English it means Suzy.

My gift had nothing to do with debating, more lack of space and use.

I doubt I will ever use this thing for writing anything professional, but I plan on using it for special letters to those I miss. I have disgusting handwriting, and not even Dan Brown could decipher my script. He's really good at that kind of stuff isn't he? I hope I can also use it to write backwards into my past somehow, but I haven't quite figured that out. To avoid sounding like a Tom Mahoney, I will make this short. I love you my friends, and I love America. I also love Canada I hope.

Patriots ACT!

2008-10-07T19:34:00.001-07:00

I am one forever and I love the US. We will prevail. For those who want to look at things in a negative light, well step beyond the looking glass. By that I mean, the misery you look at which might be yourself in the mirror everyday, look beyond you. There is beauty, hope, love, and beyond all the need for more life here on our planet. For those who want to look at our country in shame and sadness, that is your Democratic right, but know that you are poisoning the hope of the children who are tucked away in their beds right now as we move forward into the adventure which is the united states of america.

Drunken debate in Echo Park with my Hungarian Father.

Iran

2008-10-07T19:30:00.001-07:00

Obama wins again. Diplomacy, not straight up war!
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McCain laid that debt...

2008-10-07T18:08:00.001-07:00

How is he going to take it away? He's part of the machine.
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Photos can be a dried umbelical cord wrapped around the neck of time.

2008-10-07T14:59:00.000-07:00

Some of you may have forgotten things you never remembered. The sylphs and salamanders keep record through dancing in the colors of our lives on paper thin as clouds, thin and wispy as my memory of these events, lost yet still recorded in the libraries of our lives.

MOAB . THRONES

2008-10-07T02:03:00.000-07:00

MOAB opened for Joe Preston's THRONES last week. Some kid threw a 40 bottle at a cop car and blamed it on me. I gave the kid a look of death. Death isn't something kids like to be looked at with.

New Whip

2008-10-07T02:01:00.000-07:00

Here is my new car. Her name is Elizabeth.

Waiting for someone who isn't coming.

2008-10-06T01:15:00.001-07:00

I keep on expecting a knock to come from my front door yet I know it isn't coming. It's an anxious feeling waiting for someone you know isn't coming. Patience is a waste of time, especially when you want to be patient and wait for a knock that isn't ever coming.
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Beyond the Walls

2008-10-06T01:05:00.001-07:00

All I want to do is lie in bed. There is a window by my bed and beyond it all I can see are trees and the sky. Sometimes all I need to see are the trees and sky lying in my bed beyond the walls that I sometimes forget to exist.

AKASA NEWS

2008-10-05T05:19:00.000-07:00

Akasa is coming together for a show in Los Angeles soon. I will give you more info soon. "Yomi" is up on Myspace and Youtube. Go to Trademarkrecordings.com for more info. Seriously be prepared to be nuked.

AKASA IS FREE FOR TWO DAYS

2008-10-03T00:35:00.000-07:00

Download AKASA free please, but be quick..

http://www.mediafire.com/?ozh4w4w52ng

MELANIE PULLEN "Violent Times" at Ace Gallery Los Angeles

2008-10-02T16:13:00.000-07:00

I had the fortune of acting in Melanie Pullen's latest project "Violent Times". Here are a couple photos she gave me.

YOMI . AKASA . MUSIC VIDEO

2008-10-01T17:54:00.000-07:00

Here is AKASA's first single YOMI. Directed by fellow Northern California boy, SEAN MEEHAN. Starring Camerin Kelly and Stella Berkofsky. Music by AKASA. Akasa is Josh Benedict and Camerin Kelly. Produced by THE COMPANY OF OWLS.

Self Titled Album Available at www.TradeMarkRecordings.com

Please be quiet, it's still summer apparently.

2008-10-01T03:00:00.000-07:00

I am desperately waiting for summer to end. Did anyone go outside today I doubt it, vampires die in this heat, I am one in underwear on the computer, clothing optional. Dodgers are in the playoffs. Did a shoot with JILL GREENBERG last Friday. Things are alright for the most part. Looking to get rich. Anyone know anything about the GIGOLO business? I'm ready to rock. It's still hot, and the neighborhood skunk is back and he means business. Little punk ass bitch.

Photo by Jill Greenberg

The Knux . Bang Bang

2008-09-25T17:35:00.000-07:00

Here is a video I was in last month. I play one of the greasers with a leather jacket. Barely made the cut. Whatever. The fight scene at the end was fun to shoot.

AWK SHREDS BACH

2008-09-25T16:58:00.001-07:00

This is totally amazing.

JESUS IS BLACK CAUSE YOUR SHADOW IS BLACK

2008-09-25T16:12:00.000-07:00

This is the first time that Andrew WK met Lee "Scratch" Perry. Funny to think that a year or so later we have an album called REPENTANCE in which AWK produced for Perry. Anyways, interesting how divinity brings us all together. We spend every day wondering where the rivers of time are taking us and if we'll ever end up in the fantastic paradises of our dreams. If we could "fall like stars" quoting Aleister Crowley, which basically means follow your will or listen to the drones of the gut from within, then we can be just as fortunate as AWK working with Lee "Scratch" Perry. Of course that might sound like a nightmare to some. To me, it's just another miracle in the wonderful puzzle that we call life.

JESUS IS BLACK, CAUSE YOUR SHADOW IS BLACK

His Coffin Travels like the Fingers of Beethoven

2008-09-24T23:59:00.001-07:00

New Billy Pilgrim album in the works. Check back soon for a demo or two.

Repentance . Lee "Scratch" Perry

2008-09-23T18:22:00.000-07:00

Anyone who is interested in DUB and complete INSANITY should check out the new Lee "Scratch" Perry album repentance. It's co-produced by Andrew WK and features M.I.A., Moby, the drummer from Lightning Bolt as well as others. It's by far the best dance, tripped the fuck out on Dmt, Crack and the obvious Marijuana album I have heard for a long long time. Lee "Scratch", are you ready to party. What the fuck, this album is so fucking weird.

The song FIRE rules.

James is 23 right now....

2008-09-19T04:31:00.001-07:00

YOMI POSTER

2008-09-08T17:00:00.001-07:00

Finished YOMI poster.

Bunk Buddies

2008-09-08T14:33:00.001-07:00

Nothing to be said, only to be seen.

Tombraiders

2008-09-08T11:36:00.000-07:00

This is TRUE adventure! All we wanted was enlightenment. So John and I drank two bottles of red whiskey and went on the expedition of a life time. Photos taken by Trevor Krapf in the late summer of 2007.

YOMI POSTER

2008-09-08T01:37:00.000-07:00

MORE YOMI PHOTOS

2008-09-08T01:02:00.000-07:00

Recent Developments...

2008-09-08T00:57:00.000-07:00

What's new you might ask.

I shook Russell Simmons hand in an Adidas Commercial last week. John and Mark got a bunkbed, but they haven't figured out who masturbates where. "YOMI" will be finished this week. Brooke is recreating Malachai, being costume designer on the remake of "children of the corn". It's still hot. I am heading to Fort Bragg soon to ride out the summer heat.

Jimmy Denim on the YOMI shoot.

2008-09-04T01:51:00.001-07:00

Yomi Photos . 1

2008-09-03T01:14:00.000-07:00

Here are some photos that my brother Kyle Burns just sent me from his fortress in Fort Bragg from the "Yomi" shoot.

Goodbye Jeff Kent

2008-09-02T09:01:00.000-07:00

It will be a cold, abrupt end to a Hall of Fame career, and a fitting farewell for time so misspent in Los Angeles.

T.J. Simers
September 2, 2008

Jeff Kent is scheduled to undergo surgery on his left knee this morning and spend the next few weeks listening to Scully.

You just know then it will be a speedy recovery.

If this is it, though, the knee worse than initial medical reports indicated, then it will be a cold, abrupt end to a Hall of Fame career, and a fitting farewell for time so misspent in Los Angeles.

Kent came here known best as a hard-nosed jerk, and leaves the same way, successful for the most part in convincing the world he's mad at everyone living in it.

He should be leaving as the respected pro with gaudy baseball stats behind his name, someone who reported to work every single day, playing as if every single day mattered.

Instead, he leaves as the player who bad-mouthed Scully, no way for any Dodger to go out, making it "jerk" with an exclamation point.

Kent ignored every suggestion to soften his image, and dismissed the chance to retract his Scully comments before they made it into the newspaper because he took pride in saying something no one else on the team would dare say.

For someone so smart, he sure could be stupid.

When the story lingered, he appeared dumbfounded, and yet he grew up here. The fans in Dodger Stadium booed him, got on him in Philadelphia, Washington and across the Internet.

He became more grouchy than grumpy, even sullen, complaining that it should have been a "one-day story," but Page 2 wouldn't let it drop. Check with F.P. Santangelo, and maybe he can explain.

Kent was stung by the public criticism, quick to point out, of course, that he pays no attention to criticism or booing fans or Internet gibberish, although he hears it all and reads every word.

There might not be anyone more sensitive on the Dodgers, certainly no one fighting harder to disguise the fact, and then throw in Manny Ramirez's arrival.

The young players immediately gravitated to Ramirez, each one expressing their admiration for such a great hitter.

It bothered Kent, because as the team's resident veteran, he thought every one of them should be looking up to him, clueless when it came to understanding why they did not.

"He's one of those players whose actions are supposed to make you understand what he thinks," is how Manager Joe Torre described Kent. "It's the old pro thing."

But as Torre noted, today's kids are different, and they wanted nothing to do with someone who made it appear as if he wanted nothing to do with them. He lost them a long time ago.

So might the mood change now for the better without Kent brooding in the corner of the clubhouse?

"I think there is still an air of respect for that person," Torre said. "But you can be a little hesitant from being outgoing if someone is always there correcting you or giving you a look that tells you what they're thinking without saying a word.

"These guys are free spirits, but they have been a little hesitant."

Kent declined to take a call Saturday, sending a message that he's preparing for surgery, as if he has to do anything more than lie down and point to his left knee.

Party Off: SEAN MEEHAN vs. 2007 Rookie of the year, MARK BOTIL

2008-09-01T22:20:00.000-07:00

Sean wins. Mark forgot how to party. Sean wins comeback kid award! More info on why this is so important soon!

Yomi . Akasa . Still

2008-08-30T14:12:00.000-07:00

Here is a little taste of the "Yomi" video.

Good job Sean and Kyle. And James of course.

Moab . Tomorrow . Chinatown

2008-08-29T18:46:00.000-07:00

John Ringer and Mark Botil are up to no good again!

2008-08-26T00:46:00.000-07:00

Salo . Criterion

2008-08-26T00:36:00.001-07:00

It's back in the Criterion mix. One of my favorite movies of all time, SALO. "The body is a commodity". I highly suggest seeing this film, and I also highly suggest you never ever see this film ever. Pier Paolo Pasolini was a genius, a homosexual, a marxist, and a madman. If that doesn't get you hard then you're impotent, but you might as well have this fact as well, He was killed by a 17 year old male prostitute, ran over several times by a car.

"In every shot it can be said I set myself the problem of driving the spectator to feeling intolerant and immediately afterwards relieving him of that feeling."

Akasa .Video Diary # 2

2008-08-23T04:40:00.001-07:00

Cam: "I've snuck into sunset junction for the last 4 years"

Sean "I snuck into Freddy vs. Jason.
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Akasa Video Journal #1

2008-08-22T18:32:00.000-07:00

In Beverly Hills, listening in on a meeting with Sean and Kyle. This is gonna rule!
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Yomi . Akasa

2008-08-22T02:31:00.000-07:00

Behind a red curtain the music video for "Yomi" is being constructed. Tomorrow night it shoots under the mind of Sean Meehan and myself. Kyle Burns has arrived via air craft. James Standley clenches his fist for the coliseum's main event. Transcend, behold, weigh, unfold. It's all necessary. Soon you will all understand.

Jeff's new girlfriend

2008-08-20T17:46:00.001-07:00

This is the guy who is converting my Mercedes into a vegetable oil mobile. His name is Jeff Phillips and he runs LA BIO CARS.
my new girlfriend

Yep.

Olympics Gymnastics is Fucked!

2008-08-18T23:28:00.000-07:00

The judging rules in the Olympics this year are so non sensical. It's rediculous. Very, very, unfair.
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The Mystery School Book Club

2008-08-13T16:04:00.000-07:00

Are you interested in joining the "Mystery School Book Club"?

email camerinkelly@gmail.com for more information..

The Mens 400 Meter Freestyle Relay

2008-08-10T23:36:00.001-07:00

The french told the media that they were "going to smash the usa" in the Mens 400 Freestyle Relay. Well we just nuked you cocky little wimps and set the world record. I love America!

From the 2008 Olympics
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The jokes on you....

2008-08-09T17:26:00.001-07:00

If you don't have a perfect sense of humor like myself. Perfect!
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Violent Times . Melanie Pullen

2008-08-07T13:35:00.000-07:00

In March I was a soldier. I lay dead in the snow up in the Mountains above Southern California. I was dead for Melanie Pullen's project, "Violent Times". "Violent Times" is now up at The ACE GALLERY off Wilshire. It's an encompassing piece of work a, and the only way to check it out is by going to the exhibit and spacing out.

http://www.acegallery.net/losangeles.php

Entropy Article . Los Angeles Times

2008-08-06T02:07:00.001-07:00

Here is a really small and interesting article on ENTROPY.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-sci-carroll28-2008jun28,0,2974608.story

Protest . Holland

2008-08-06T01:23:00.001-07:00

In June I modeled for a company called PROTEST. Here is a taste.

Tavern . Hyperion

2008-08-05T23:44:00.001-07:00

Outside a bar on Hyperion, a girl, 6 feet tall with white sparkling tight and space black blouse plays with a white orb, making noises inferior to atari.
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Manny Ramirez

2008-07-31T14:00:00.001-07:00

Dodgers swooped him.

George Lucas

2008-07-30T02:35:00.000-07:00

This is from an interview with George Lucas on the subject of "Indian Jones".

Really, with the last one, Steven wasn’t that enthusiastic. I was trying to persuade him. But now Steve is more amenable to doing another one. Yet we still have the issues about the direction we’d like to take. I’m in the future; Steven’s in the past. He’s trying to drag it back to the way they were, I’m trying to push it to a whole different place. So, still we have a sort of tension. This recent one came out of that.

Hmm, no comment. Everything is starting to make sense.

Triple

2008-07-28T13:37:00.000-07:00

I smash a triple into the gap.

Sean Meehan

2008-07-25T16:25:00.001-07:00

Is freakier in the sack than Casey and I combined he says from the backseat of the car.
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I blew out...

2008-07-17T21:21:00.001-07:00

3 candles at dinner.
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My breath..

2008-07-17T21:18:00.001-07:00

Is powerful.
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Back in LA . Haiku . 400th Post

2008-07-16T23:34:00.000-07:00

Back in Los Angeles
A Haiku

In Los Angeles
No one is a friend at all
Fuck it, I don't care

No one is a friend?
No one is a friend at all
Fuck that counts me too

Quinton has been found on a boat.

2008-07-16T13:58:00.000-07:00

Northridge California is hotter than the sweaty rivers of hell. I'm stuck to a leather couch, my brother Kyle has a buzzing needle in his back, hammering away at his flesh, a barn owl is bleeding. On a laptop I search for anything to pass the time. Through the black magick of google I have found Quinton Gozza on a Christian discipleship ship far at sea. He's the tall man, head sticking above the smiling manicured fingers of God.

He's a little right of center.

Castlevania Whips

2008-07-15T13:14:00.000-07:00

I once thought a live action version of my favorite video game of all time "Castlevania" was a genius idea. I imagined a flaming whip taking the heads of beasts of all shape and size, and the rank dark corridors of the castle glowing with slime. I imagined the score composed by Varg. Imagining too much is bad for me.

Paul WS Anderson, the director of such classics as Mortal Combat, Resident Evil, Soldier, has taken the helm of the "Castlevania" film in reality, beyond imagination. The fucked thing is;

He has replaced the Dracula Slaying Belmont WHIP, with a SWORD. Retard.

For your information:

The Belmont family (ベルモンド pronounced as "Berumondo" and romanized as "Belmondo" in Japanese) is the bloodline sworn to oppose Lord Dracula in the Castlevania series. They are not the only heroes in the franchise, but often play an integral role in any game's storyline. The Belmont surname was lost to some characters due to the European patrilineal naming tradition. If not Belmonts in name, they were certainly Belmonts by blood and conviction, and are accordingly considered part of the Belmont clan. Most, though not all, of these characters wield a holy whip called Vampire Killer as their primary weapon.

Josh Hamilton Prevails

2008-07-15T00:07:00.000-07:00

You may have lost the challenge, but you won the heart's of the American people tonight. I am resting my head on my hand with a sleeping smile 5 minutes back from an irish pub where I watched highlights of you go deep over and over and over. I love America today. Underdogs prevail, they always do.

By the way, Milton Bradley is insane as ever and gets the starting DH spot in the All Star game, batting 6th. FUCK YES!

Josh Hamilton . MLB 2008 Home Run Derby

2008-07-14T18:52:00.001-07:00

Just hit a ball 518 feet. 2nd farthest in Yankee Stadium. This is incredible. I'll give you the lowdown on Hamilton later. He's the great annihilator of home run derby. The new power god is Josh Hamilton. He won't stop! Jesus christ! He's at 24 now. 1 more and he has the record. There is the record. 25. David Ortiz just said "wow". Milton Bradley is having the best day of his life! Oh my lord, he won't stop.

From cokehead to home run legend. Josh the "HAMMER" Hamilton sets the record:

28 home runs.

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Everything in Fort Bragg

2008-07-14T14:55:00.000-07:00

Is filled with bees and birds and clouds hiding the blue from my view as I walk down a path towards nothing away from nothing going nowhere slow is easy and no one notices when nothingness surrounds me.

Tomorrow I depart Fort Bragg. I'll miss walking in the nothingness, it won't notice.

Frank McCourt Is A Wimp

2008-07-12T13:53:00.000-07:00

Rumor has it, last week Frank McCourt let go of a deal that would have brought CC Sabathia, and Casey Blake from the Indians to the Dodgers. This is a dreadful bit of news, and I'm very disappointed in Los Angeles. We could have filled our two weakest positions and now we're screwed. The Dodgers are a depressing team to watch this year, and it's definitely been my least favorite season in memory. We have focused all our energy on our rookies being productive, and I like that we give them faith, but do you really think 25 year old Russell Martin and 23 year old Matt Kemp are going to lead the team to the playoffs? Get fucking real McCourt. We sign Andruw Jones, the all you can eat buffet of baseball, and your hope lies in Nomar "Glass Man" Garciaparra who spends more time stretching to take it in the bummy from a silverlake leather daddy than he does before a game. This team is a weak bunch, and they just aren't fun to watch. Attendance is down 30% from last year. That's an incredible percentage McCourt. Get your head on straight man.

You should have made a deal while the dealin' was hot. Have fun salvaging in 2008. I'll be watching the Angeles until you McCourt stops acting like a wimp and get's tough.

Besides Martin, Kemp, Beimel, and Saito, the Dodgers are a bore. Who cares anyways..

"Millionaire" Milton Bradley is finally an All Star

2008-07-12T02:38:00.000-07:00

I have been following Bradley's career since he was on the Indians, fighting umps, screaming, kicking throwing tantrums, balls, curses, and god knows what else. He is a pure American Baseball player in the finest form, and if I had a child, Milton's swing and charisma would be watched on Tivo round the clock. I have neither TiVo or a child. I do have Milton though, and I'm proud as hell of him for making the starting lineup for the 2008 American League All Star Team.

Some words from the big dog.

"Starting in the same lineup as A-Rod and Jeter, you never think about that," Bradley said. "You have your goals and your dreams and your wildest dreams are being on the same field as A-Rod. It's a magical experience. No matter what people say, they're putting All-Star by my name. It's good to be recognized for something positive.

"All the injuries, all the suspensions, all the bad press, there was always a glimmer of positivity. Some people wanted to see it, some people did not. Maybe I didn't deserve it. Maybe I still don't deserve it but the guys I competed against saw it. So all the trash talking, bashing, injuries, surgeries, rehab, it was all worth it to get this chance. It's special."

LA BIO CARS ON CNN

2008-07-10T15:49:00.000-07:00

My friend Jeff Phillips has a company called LA BIO CARS. He converts Diesels to run on vegetable oil. At the moment he is converting a Mercedes 300 TD for me. Recently CNN did a segment on his shop. Check it out.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/guerilla-gas/1850375862

There Ain't Nothing But Darkness Around This Bend

2008-07-10T13:52:00.000-07:00

Unfortunately I've come to realize that Mike Hamm lets hot babes slip from his fingers like sweet salted butter. We went to see the Reggae legend U Roy at the Casper Inn last night, just north of Mendocino. It was a wild scene in there, and I didn't know what to do with myself, so I drank. I drank a lot. I drank vodka tonics and chatted with Mike about things that are long gone from my memory and I let my eyes drift like sexual smoke across the scene of dreadlocks, work pants, and peaceful warriors. There was nothing to be done, so I drank more and found myself within the clutch of a woman with a 2 year old child at home. She was lonely. She needed a friend. So I chatted. We danced a little. She flirted, and I parried her advances for reasons unknown to me now. I should have have let her in. Sure, a 2 year old seems strange, but she was cute, 5'10", ready to rock. Sometimes I question myself and the things I do. If anyone knows me, they would say. "You better fucking question yourself." They say that because I perform questionable acts of shame on a regular basis. More regular than and more questionable than the average human at least. What average am I talking about?

Well ladies and gentleman, why won't you throw me a bone and question why I didn't go home with a 28 year old lady? I'll never know. She kissed me on the cheek goodbye, and the first thing I thought was the last thing she kissed was her babies soft fuzzy head. There she slipped into the darkness towards an unknown car and was gone from the night.

Mike meanwhiles blew his chances with some young stoned airhead of a girl. He wanted to dick her down, but good ol' Butterfingers Mike Hamm doesn't slam babes, he let's them slip through his greasy fingers like butter.

The Devils Lettuce

2008-07-09T19:11:00.000-07:00

Mike Hamm's latest film venture.

John Botil and Mark Botil

2008-07-09T00:09:00.001-07:00

You guys are both nukedhard. Goodbye forever. That's the way she goes dickweeds.

Bathe Us In Flame . Big Sur And The Fire

2008-07-08T11:02:00.000-07:00

Last fall I screened "The Calm at the Edge of the Sea" at the Henry Miller Library in Big Sur, California. I stayed the night in my friend Leah's guest house. It was a trailer built into a mountain, and it was built over with redwood. Beside the trailer was an ancient swimming pool that overlooked a long gully that went out to the sea. I was very impressed by the trailer, and wished that I had more time to stay and possibly spend a week writing. Unfortunately I didn't have time, and left the next morning. In winter, Leah proposed the idea that I come and visit again, and this time stay a while. I almost brought myself to it, but I find myself lazy in Los Angeles, and never made the decision.

Yesterday I received an email from Leah. She and her boyfriend Erin had to evacuate their home, and lost the beloved trailer in the fire. Their house however escaped destruction.

There isn't a moral to the story, for this isn't really a story at all. It's just the way it is. I will regret my laziness in the winter of 2008. The trailer won't be waiting for me, and their won't be a word written in the swimming pool's presence. Everyone is safe, and that's as good as it's going to get this summer, yet as far as living goes, that's pretty damned alright.

Link to photos of Big Sur from 2007: http://metawitch.blogspot.com/2007/10/apples-of-big-sur-calm-tour.html

"Time Enough At Last" Part 1.

2008-07-08T07:10:00.000-07:00

Ladies and Gentleman of the council for green, smart, clean, organic, peace, pro-choice, suicide machine, and somewhat diluted ambience of the future. I know nothing of the ways of right and wrong, nor do I challenge those who do. I wake everyday with an opposing stance to the life long fight, and sleep that night fighting the opposition. This is my right, for I am human after all, am I not? I'm an evolved ape, don't hold me accountable.

I am not at home. I am a good 600 miles from it. Los Angeles, the desert queen is dehydrating my brain, cracking the flesh of my lips and feet. Blood pools the tiles of my mind, and my muscles ache from lack of water. The cross I bear is sharp and splintered and I know not of it's origin or species. Lonesome is the heart of I, like the "Omega Man" or Burgess Meredith in The Twilight Zone's, "Time Enough At Last". My dream, only to find that quiet library at the end of existence, and to sit down with a few hundred books on a foggy afternoon, and bid you all goodbye. I don't need much, and for the most part I don't need the things around me. It's all distraction from the "Great Work", and in my Alchemy I suffer in discipline. Is this too much to ask? I don't see why it should be a problem. No one is here. No one is listening. No one really exists in this sphere. That's the way I like it.

All this must be fixed. All things will be mended. All will pass.

Feel good trip #3

2008-07-03T20:54:00.001-07:00

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I present you the disgust that rests with the corridoors of my stomach. Don't try this at home. No more commercials or modeling for me.

1. In n out double cheeseburger
2. In n out fries. Half of them.
3. AMPM hot dog.
4. Twizzler pull n peel.
5. AMPM slushie
6. Water
7. 2 del taco soft chicken tacos.
8. Del taco fries with del scorcho sauce.
9. Half bean burrito.
10. Lemonade.

I'm a mess. Yes I'm a true glutton for vacation truck stop suicide meals.
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Feel Good Trip #2

2008-07-03T18:20:00.000-07:00

The I-5 is a death passage. Nothing to see, nothing to think about. Then there is AMPM. We stopped, searched, and thanks to the gods of disgust, the slurpie machine was glowing Constatine's crucifix in the sky. Cold to the teeth, the glorious coke slush. I'm happy once again.

Justin is talking to notoriously insane Josh Binder. Big time Hollywood talk in the desert of dust and waiting to be slaughtered cows. We ride the snake to the 4th of July.
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The Feel Good "Trip" and I mean trip of the summer. # 1

2008-07-03T17:27:00.000-07:00

The crew:
Casey
Samantha
Justin
And myself.

I showed up in Burbank at 3. An hour late. That's me. Packed up the jeep, hit the road, how sweating, tired of the Los Angeles shit storm. I'm out of here. It's the 4th tomorrow. Fort Bragg holds the keys of recreation and relaxation and debachery.

Over the grape vine we swept, and just shot our first music video. A time lapse to "feel good hit" by Queens of the Stone Age. We're riding high. My head is itching, I'm crampped and painin'. Leather seats, swampin ass. I need a drink. Maybe a pineapple and vodka. A tropical rum drink perhaps. Not needing to get lit. Just wanna soothe the nerves of fire, douse the flames, warm the kidneys. Give my body a present. The gift of vacation has begun.

Justin is high on god knows what. Casey might kill him. We'll see. Samantha is trying to sing along. Death cruise/pleasure cruise. Bryan Ferry is my co-pilot. Ouspensky is my bible. Parties on bro.
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